“I just got the iPhone 5s and they just announced the release of the 6 next month!
The one day I try to sleep in, my maid wakes me up.
I hate my job, but I make too much money to justify finding a new one.
I accidentally clicked the “thumbs down” button in Pandora instead of “thumbs up” so I skipped one of my favorite songs. “(See more at: http://first-world-problems.com/page/3/#sthash.8Al26RiJ.dpuf)
And here I’ve added a few runner specific ones:

I ran out of the vanilla Gu, that I like, so I have to eat this one (sad face).
I couldn’t find my garmin this morning, so I had to run with my iphone.
My garmin died in the middle of my long run so I didn’t get my splits.”
Having so many shoes, I seem to have a graveyard of shoes in random places of my apartment, lining my balcony, even at my parent's house. I often scatter them like Gretal (in Hansel and Gretal) with the bread crumbs, so I always have a pair if a run were to arise...or just to find my way home. (Afterall, home is where the heart is, and mine is in my soles). to have a graveyard of shoes in random places of my apartment, lining my balcony, even at my parent's house.